I wish i could enjoy life as much as this turtle
"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate
(Source: katamarang, via orgasm)
maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad
"Go then, there are other worlds than these."
Stephen King, The Gunslinger